friendleaderp:

Kittens rescued by US Marines in Afghanistan

Yes this can absolutely be on my blog on Memorial Day.

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itsdamnfunny:

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fudgeclusters:

As gay as I am, I just stared at this man for a good two minutes before coming up with words.

“He’s well fit.” 

What? I didn’t say they were intelligent words.

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thefuuuucomics:

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missmaclay:

Kate: [singing along to Britney Spears’ Outrageous in the shower] “Sexy as I wanna be, got these fellas chasing me. Let’s go with this freakshow. It’s outrageous, when I move my body. Outrageous, when I’m at a party, outrageous…”
Tony: [singing along] “Outrageous…” [Kate stops singing]
Kate: “Tony?! Out of here, now!”
Tony: “What? I’m just brushing my teeth. Oh, hey, don’t use up all the hot water, cause you’ve been in there forever.”
Kate: “Tony, how long have you been in here?”
Tony: “Long enough to know you can’t sing. And you haven’t shaved your legs in a week.” [she throws her sponge at him, he smirks] “Outrageous.”

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scissorsafely:

#GO TO YOUR COLLEGES 1.5 HOURS AWAY FROM EACH OTHER AND RACK UP INSANE PHONE BILLS TALKING AND SKYPING ABOUT YOUR DAYS #VISIT EACH OTHER’S COLLEGES AND HAVE LUNCHES TOGETHER #COMFORT EACH OTHER WHEN YOU HAVE BAD DAYS OR DON’T FEEL GOOD ENOUGH FOR THIS #TELL HER SHE WAS BORN FOR THIS AND SHE’S A LOT BETTER THAN SHE KNOWS #HANG OUT DURING HOLIDAY BREAKS AND SEE BROADWAY SHOWS TOGETHER AND TALK ABOUT HOW YOU’LL BE UP ON THAT STAGE ONE DAY #GET YOUR DEGREES AND LIVE IN NEW YORK TOGETHER WORKING IN OFF BROADWAY PLAYS AND MUSICALS UNTIL ONE DAY YOU FINALLY GET YOUR BIG BREAKS #HAVE YOUR FIRST KISS CELEBRATING YOUR FIRST BROADWAY ROLES #THAT YOU WOULDN’T HAVE GOTTEN HAD THE OTHER NOT BEEN SO SUPPORT AND ENCOURAGING THROUGH THOSE DAYS YOU DIDN’T FEEL YOU WERE GOOD ENOUGH #TAKE HER AS YOUR DATE TO THE TONY’S AND THE MOVIE PREMIER CELEBRATING HER FIRST MOVIE ROLE #FALL IN LOVE AND GET MARRIED WHEN YOU’RE 27 AND YOUR CAREERS HAVE FLOURISHED #THEN POPULATE THE WORLD WITH ADORABLE FABABIES THAT WILL GROW TO RULE THE WORLD JUST LIKE THEIR MOMMIES

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rumpus-weasley:

They’re called Voca People and they cover the history of musical genres in five minutes. Dude.

THIS IS MUSICAL PORNOGRAPHY. I DON’T KNOW WHAT MY FEELINGS ARE DOING.

Day- O (The Banana Boat Song)
Mbube- Solomon Linda and The Evening Birds
Ameno Dorime- Era
Toccata and Fugue in D Minor- Bach
Spring- Vivaldi
Messiah, HWV 56, Part 2, No. 44 Chorus- Georg Friedrich Händel
The Entertainer- Scott Joplin
Mr. Sandman- The Chordettes
Puttin’ on the Ritz- Irving Berlin
Hit the Road Jack- Ray Charles
In the Mood- Glen Miller
Tutti Frutti- Little Richard
I Get Around- The Beach Boys
Can’t Buy Me Love- The Beatles
Take A Chance On Me- ABBA
Long Train Running- Doobie Brothers
Celebration-Kool and the Gang
Holiday- Madonna
Billie Jean- Michael Jackson
Sweet Dreams- The Eurythmics
Yeke Yeke- Mori Kante
Smells Like Teen Spirit- Nirvana
Wannabe-The Spice Girls
Macarena- Los del Rio
Cotton Eyed Joe- Rednex
Hit Me Baby One More Time- Britney Spears
Who Let the Dogs Out- Baha Men
Everybody Dance Now - C+C Music Factory
I Like to Move It- Reel to Real

I think I got all of them!!! It took me a while to recognize Yeke Yeke, but I got it!

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lolsofunny:

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